memes–memes:

you ain’t grading a college paper

back-that-sass-up:

raepritewrites:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

complete-trash-and-despair:

libertarirynn:

takineko:

libertarirynn:

Lmao

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

They’re fearing our resistance

pinkbastard:

kingjaffejoffer:

I nutted the whole month of November

quibbs:

quibbs:

hey this is the FUNNIEST tag on my vampire art that i have EVER fucking had

STOP!!!

thisiselliz:

it’s that time of the night

*morning

(Source: thisiselliz)

ubercharge:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

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shesnake:

yuni-anne:

dekubunny:

tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Jeezus fuckin Christ

I hate the internet

Jeezes christ i just came 3 times and i still gotta boner. Like it didnt even start to get flaccid and go back, it’s just still rock hard. This been happening lately and I swear it has to do with how hard ive been working out and my diet. Used to be able to do this all the time, looks like it came back

endangered-justice-seeker:

Made my day.

My birthdays are always depressing lol rip me